Snooki is not only a reality star but a New York Times bestselling author too! Snooki’s new book Gorilla Beach hits stores May 15 but HollywoodLife.com has gotten our hands on the book. After the jump you can read the entire first chapter!
“Like a Slutty Virgin”
Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti stepped out of the dressing room in a white Bangin’ Bride costume. It consisted of a lace-up corset, a tulle micro-miniskirt, thigh-high stockings with a garter belt, and a veil that Gia flung back over her pouf. “I know brides are supposed to wear white,” she said. “But it’d be so much hotter in leopard.”
Gia and her cousin/best friend Isabella “Bella” rizzoli had just ar
rived in seaside Heights, New Jersey, from their off-season home in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn. Their first stop down the shore? The Pleasure Chest, a sexcessories boutique.
Holding a bouquet of white plastic roses, Gia strutted the length of the store aisle between racks of bondagewear and a wall of stripper wigs. she did a dramatic pose, arching her back. Her barely holstered boobs popped out of the corset.
“Nip slip!” said Bella, laughing. “you look like a slutty virgin.”
“ooops.” Tucking herself back in, Gia said, “I’m wearing this to my own wedding. Just to make sure all eyes are glued on me.”
“They would be if you wore a burlap sack,” said Bella. “We don’t have a lot of time. Maria’s bachelorette party is in an hour.”
as the official Bitches of Honor at Mary “Maria” agatha Pugli- ani stanzo Manzitta Crumbi’s upcoming nuptials (she was calling the event 4×4, her July 4 fourth wedding) to stanley Crumbi, Gia and Bella should have hosted the bachelorette party themselves. But Maria thought it’d be a hassle to have the cousins organize the event from Brooklyn. Maria’s new bestie, Donna lupo, the wife of one of the groom’s business associates, insisted on plan- ning the party anyway. knowing Maria, who gargled with tequila and had been known to grind a lamppost when drunk, the bach- elorette party would rock no matter who hosted it.